A little child in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed the offering plates. When they near the pew where he sat, the youngster piped up so that everyone can her: “Don’t pay for me, Daddy, I’m under five”.

*  * *

A little boy was attending his first wedding. 

After the service, his cousin asked him, 

“How many wives can a man marry?”

“Sixteen,” the boy responded. 

His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.

 “How do you know that?”

The little boy said, “All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said:

“4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poor.”

*  * *

After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom, I have decided to become a minister when I grow up.” “That’s okay with us but what made you decide that?”

“Well,” said the little boy, “I have to go to church every Sunday anyway, but I figured it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit down and listen

*  * *

A 6-year old was overhead reciting the Lord’s prayer at a church service: “……….and forgive our trash passes, as we forgive those who pass thrash against us.”

*  * *

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. “How do you know what to say?”

“Why, God tells me.”

“Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?”

*  * *

A little girl became restless as the preacher’s sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and said, “Mommy, if we give him money, will he let us go?”